Blog (n)

The badly written and poorly spelt outpourings and creative delusions of a talentless and self-obsessed moron. Hence:

Blogger (n)

A talentless and self-obsessed moron with creative delusions. The perpetrator of a blog q.v. Sometimes bloggers are called writers. This should be avoided at all costs, since this acts to legitimise blogs and imply that something literary, or at least worthwhile is being created.

Blogsphere (n)

Sometimes Blogosphere. The sum total of all the crapulent tosh written on blogs q.v. across the world. It is important to appreciate the alternate spellings of this word since the blogsphere is something you want to avoid having any contact with whatsoever. The disagreements on spelling are the result of the disorganisation and muddle thinking of those who are part of it. As a general rule Blogsphere is used more often because it is slightly shorter and so appeals to the laziness of bloggers q.v.